No I'm not talking about the shitty movie starring Bill Murray or directed by the ugliest daughter of a director ever I'm talking about our society. One phrase that has made its way into the sports media is "It is what it is." Which translates into "I'm done talking." I thought I would translate some other things for you from sports to movies to media to our everyday society.....enjoy.
Trust me: Fuck you
Hi, I'm from Greenpeace, do you have a moment?: Hi, I live in an upscale neighborhood with my parents, I drove my dad's SUV to get here, can I annoy you for the next five minutes?
From the makers of Independence Day: This movie will suck donkey balls.
People are trying to censor me!: One guy from the internet told me to shut up.
Man, I saw the boss was really yelling at you just now: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHAAAA!
Man, I feel horrible, I must be coming down with something: I am seriously hung over. I shouldn't have drunk 12 beers and played Madden all night.
Christians are so misguided, dumb and dangerous: I'm waaaaay to scared to say anything about Muslims.
I'm starting a green lifestyle: Eventually I'll get swept up in another fad.
I'll be starring in Drilbit Taylor coming this Spring: I'll be committing suicide soon.
I think porn objectifies women and is completely disgusting, immoral and violent towards women: I have a huge collection of girl on girl.
Hi, I'm Anderson Cooper: Man, I really look good on camera, make sure to get me in the foreground at all times.
Episode III wasn't that bad: George Lucas has ruined my childhood.
Based on a true story: We embellished a fuckload for this movie.
Based on true events: There is nothing true about this movie.
My wife and I share a wonderful, equal commitment: Has anyone seen my balls?
No honey, I don't think that waitress looks good at all: I'll be thinking about her during sex tonight.
It's ok honey, I wasn't that horny either: I'll just masturbate in the dark and cry for a while.
I believe in cultural diversity: White people suck.
I think Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson do a lot for African Americans: Seriously, white people suck.
I really like the music of Kanye West and 50 cent: I fantisize about pistol whipping honkey.
America was built on a sham and deserves to go down in flames: I think I need to stop reading NUVO for a while.
Liberals are to blame for everything: I need to stop reading NewsMax for a while.
Democrats/Republicans came out with their list of candidates: We have shitty candidates and aren't afraid to use them.
Now joining us is James Carville: Advert your eyes! Quick! This fucker is ugly as sin.
Hi I'm Larry King: Listen to me fart on air repeadedly.
It's a good size: Christ your small!
Breast size really doesn't matter to me: Thank god you have big boobs.
Socially conscious lyrics: I'm trying to sell more records by pretending to care.
I think Fall Out Boy rules!: I like anal sex.
That last season of Saturday Night was awesome: I'm Corky from Life Goes On.
That's why I direct now: I couldn't find an acting job to save my life.
I'll only have a couple of drinks tonight: I'll probably be in the ER getting my stomach pumped in a couple of hours.
Socialized medicine will work for this country: I like the DMV a lot!
This is a horrible problem for society that needs to be resolved!: Once a Democrat reaches office we will never hear about it again.
I can't think of anything else.