Sunday, February 3, 2008

To All Patriot Fans

HAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD, OH GOD, HANG ON, HANG ON!!!!!!!!

HAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH JESUS, OH JESUS, OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN, YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY ELI MANNING, THE DUDE THAT TALKS LIKE GOMER PYLE?!!!!!!!!!

HAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT, WAIT, YOU MEAN, YOU'RE SEASON ENDED AT THE HANDS OF ANOTHER MANNING??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN, CONGRESS IS ON YOUR BACK ABOUT ANOTHER SPYGATE?!!!

HAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA

WAIT, WAIT, YOU MEAN, YOUR FIRST SUPER BOWL IS IN QUESTION NOW!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN THOSE DOUCHEBAG '72 DOLPHINS ARE POPPING CHAMPANGE AGAIN????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN TOM BRADY PLAYED LIKE SHIT???!?!??!!?!!?!!!!!

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHHHAA


Seriously, good run. Too bad the lost came in the post season.

P.S. You might want to check to see if Bill Simmons is swinging from a shower curtain.

HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, just taking a cue from the Patriots in regards to sportsmanship.